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Upload the evidence
Drop a selfie, résumé, dating profile, or business plan. Burn Card reads the details before it writes the joke.
Comedy engine online
Upload it. Get absolutely cooked.
Burn Card turns your selfie, résumé, dating profile, or big idea into a savage AI roast—and a share-ready card too funny to keep private.
No card required. You decide what gets shared.
The founder promise
The joke is brutal. The product isn’t.
Your share button, your call
Nothing posts itself. Preview the burn, save it, or delete it.
Clear before checkout
Try the core roast free. Paid packs are one-time extras, not a surprise subscription.
From upload to punchline
One tiny pipeline. Maximum emotional damage.
The vision model notices what your friends were too polite to mention, then packages the sharpest line for the feed.
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Choose your damage
Keep it playful for free, or unlock harsher, longer, and themed roast packs when you want extra heat.
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Share the burn
Turn the best line into a polished portrait card made for social sharing—without rebuilding it in another app.
Built for the repost
Punchy lines. Portrait format. Zero design work.
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things ready to roast
Face, résumé, profile, or pitch.
Pay for more pain
Free laugh. Optional deeper cut.
Start with the hook. Buy a one-time pack only when the first burn leaves you wanting worse.
First burn
$0
Get roasted without opening your wallet.
- One standard AI roast
- A punchy quotable result
- One share-ready burn card
Roast Pack
Turn up the heat
$5
one time
Longer, multi-line roast
Harsher intensity setting
Themed roast voices
Multiple share-card options
Illustrative launch pricing shown in USD. Any paid option is confirmed before purchase.
Before you volunteer as tribute
Fair questions. Unfair answers.
Your ego had a good run
Give the group chat something worth opening.
Upload your best shot—or worst résumé. Burn Card will handle the punchline.
Roast me free